28 February 2012

Internet Dating

So, I know I haven't been on much.  I just wanted to share a recent conversation from pof.  Enjoy.


Guy
2/28/2012 8:57:05 PM
Good lord my heavenly blessed beauty who's beauty is divine and everlasting. If there were ever a picture beside the word "cute" in that heavy @$$ book that Webster published it would be those earrings you're sporting in your profile pic
Cheers  


ME
2/28/2012 10:16:08 PM
Umm, I dont have on any earrings. My ears aren't pierced.  


GUY
2/28/2012 10:29:59 PM
Omg!! Lol..really that's awesome! I just read your profile! Awesome..we should talk about your aspiration and goals, sounds interesting and all the things you like lol
I'd like to know more about you, we can talk on skype since it's free or AIM
Cheers  


ME
2/28/2012 10:53:42 PM
LOL do you eat SPAM for breakfast. Don't copy and paste your shit here.  


GUY
2/28/2012 11:12:56 PM
If by copy and paste you mean write from the bottomless pit of love known as my heart where I would cherish you for all eternity and have our souls entangled into one singular being where the mere sight of you would completely drive me into a euphoric coma just for the fact that I found you so absolutely irresistible in every way shape and form as you turned my ups to downs and lefts to blues causing me to lose sense of time and reality.
Then yes, it is a unique take on copy and paste.  


ME
2/28/2012 11:25:25 PM
? Run on sentence.

This was the weirdest shit ever.  Don't message people like this, please.